Sunday, August 25, 2013

Dead Letter File Fun

Dear Abby,

Does a rule govern the influence of functional paradox, & if so is this rule a paradox?

- Asinine In Abbotsford


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Dear Abby,

Is absolute dialectical synthesis possible, & if so is it predicated on violating discretion?

- Droopy In Drumheller


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 Dear Abby,

Is the cybernetic parsimony of a correct thesis valid as a benchmark of its utility?

- Turbid In Toronto


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Dear Abby,

Can a theory of sets produce a total simulacrum of reality?

- Swooning In Spuzzum




2 comments:

jim said...

This is actually a game I made up: for each question, you get points for interest, relevance, depth, mystery & range. I left the first shot I took at it out of this post because it was a flub in regards to everything but relevance.

jim said...

Also too:

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Does a rule govern the influence of functional paradox, & if so is this rule a paradox?

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