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Monday, January 28, 2013

This = Epic.

The Battle Of Asakai, Jan.27 2013. There were at least 3,000 people taking part.






Forget it, Jake. It's 2013town.
FREAKS GOTTA FREAK.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Photoblog Teh Second: NOW SLIGHTLY ENLARGED!

Hey, kids, look what's kicking around in my bunk folder!


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Xtra Special Bonus: FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!!!!!
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Friday, January 11, 2013

Recyclced 102-week-old undead thread spoor Ahoy!

In A.D. 2011
Seminar was beginning.
Presenter: What happen ?
Organizer: Somebody set up us the buy-out.
Organizer: We get signal.
Presenter: What !
Organizer: Main screen turn on.
Presenter: It's You !!
Klaatu Trump: How are you investors !!
Klaatu Trump: All your bonds are belong to us.
Klaatu Trump: You are on the way to hostile takeover.
Presenter: What you say !!
Klaatu Trump: You have no chance to negotiate make your bid.
Klaatu Trump: HA HA HA HA ....
Presenter: Take off every 'CDO' !!
Presenter: You know what you doing.
Presenter: Move 'CDO'.
Presenter: For great profit.

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[ This post was sponsored in part by Murderfuck. ]

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

My Victory Over Windows XP - Let Me Show You It.

Eight years.

Eight years of viral paranoia ... eight years of watching that lying motherfucking progress bar crawling - or just as often, straight-up frozen like a bloody mammoth in a glacier ... eight years of molasses-velocity boot-ups & command response ... eight years of knowing that I paid WAAAAAAAAAY too much for teh warez in my otherwise adequate Acer.

Four years of giving up in total humiliation & just ignoring it completely in favour of a new model once it became so unreliable & torpid that it was a ticket to more pain than utility every time I powered it up. But it still sat there the whole time, mocking me with its utter uselessness, like a scoreboard reading "Computer-1, Human-0."

Can't bear to use Apple software - I know it's sexy stuff but I find it both painfully abstruse & much too cute for its own good - so I guess I just have to grin & bear it ... I mean, you can't fight City Hall Microsoft, right?

WRONG.


Happiness Is A Warm Pangolin.

I may be a dipshit when it comes to computers, but I'm nothing if not a stubborn one: after numerous failures, today I finally got the poor old critter to install 12.04 LTS without a hitch. It's running now even as I type.


Ridiculous Snoopy-Dance Of Joyful Triumph: ACTIVATE!

FEELS GOOOOOOOD MAN.